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Funny Valentines Day Poems

Tomorrow is Valentines Day, now let's do something to pre-celebrate it. You must be excited about it, aren't you? Honey, I can't wait to tomorrow to say “Happy Valentines Day”, you say.

Okay, maybe reading some very Funny Valentines Day Poems is a good choice, so here we share some cool Valentines poems, just enjoy! At the meantime, don't forget to leave your comment, and also share your own Funny Valentines Day poems with us, we'd be appreciated for that, Okay?

Everything Reminds Me Of You

I look at a tree,
And what do I see?
My Valentine's face
Smiling back at me. I spot a cute rock,
But, oh what a shock,
For it reminds of you
And that is no crock. Everywhere that I turn,
My feelings just burn
With thoughts about you,
My love please don’t spurn! Each rock and each tree,
Each cloud and each bee,
The earth and the sea,
It all reminds me… I love you awesomely!

By Karl Fuchs

Timeless Valentine

As time goes by from year to year,
One thing is surely true, my dear;
Though decades come and decades go,
Just seeing you sets me aglow. Time shifts my body; I start to sag,
When I pass a mirror, it can make me gag.
My joints all ache; I can hardly move;
Still a smile from you, and I’m in the groove. Getting older can be a pain,
But with you along, I can’t complain.
Despite the things that we go through,
I know I’ll never stop loving you. Your loving heart turns life to play,
As we laugh at time from day to day.
So I write this poem, and I’ll hang my sign,
Saying, “Always Be My Valentine.”

By Karl and Joanna Fuchs

Valentine Zoo

I’m an animal lover, I’m happy to say.
And I love them and pet them most every day.
So for you, Valentine, I thank heaven above,
Because you’re like the wonderful creatures I love. You‘re cuddly and cute as a warm, playful kitten,
With your animal nature, my love, I am smitten.
You walk proud as a lioness stalking the plain,
With your dangerous eyes and your beautiful mane. It’s such pleasure to pet you, as you sigh and you purr,
I run my hand over you, like stroking your fur.
I'm the strong Alpha wolf with you at my side,
Sharing love, food and shelter, and feelings of pride. These feelings of animal love we can share,
As I find different ways to show that I care.
So won’t you please be my own private zoo?
My Valentine, I love to play with you.

By Karl Fuchs

So what do you think about these funny Valentines Day poems? Share yours if you have some, Okay?

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  • during Valentines Day, i always give my girlfriend some roses collection for her to enjoy :

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